My Very Own Blooper Reel.

Remember back in THIS entry where I mentioned that I was shooting a short film for a local theater production.

Yeah well, there were outtakes. Tons of them. And Bob put them together in my very own blooper reel.

A brief foreward. In this thing, I play Reverend Fred (based I think, on Fred Phelps and the "God-Hates-Fags" gang). I am a television evangelist and in all three of my clips, I am whooping up on the gays. I hates them. Morning, noon and night. "Gays are an abomination" etc. etc. etc.

And because the dialogue was so mean and horrible and full of shit, Bob and I would loosen up in between takes or whenever I blew a line. That's what you're going to see now.

The outtakes.
Mr outtakes.
My stupid, stupid, stupid outtakes.

Enjoy.



PS. That was Bob's cellphone going off. I swear it.

EDITED TO ADD:
Bob posted the actual monologues themselves, too. (For the director to view and give notes on. And if she likes them, to use in the shows themselves.) I thought I might include them here, so you can watch me being a big, fat, raging a-hole, too.

Monologue #1 - A Great Evil Among Us.


Monologue #2 - Homosexuality is an Abomination.


Monologue #3 - Wake up, White People!